Positive Prezzies - Sweary Smiles Edition

Positive Prezzies are here to bring you all the happy! Samuel has been on the interwebs all over the planet to curate these pretty lil Prezzies for you or someone you love. Everyone needs some Positive.

What’s Inside the Prezzie?

• Positive Poo By not smelling, this poo is already positive, and you can keep it in your pocket. It’s the sweetest, cheekiest poo in the history of sweet, cheeky poos! It’s the literal shit!
• Dizzy Pin When you drop your lolly, it’s better to use this pin than to let all of those feelings out. Because this pin is small and fiddly you may get further aggravated, which is even funnier.
• Very Magic Wand Some say Alakazam! It doesn’t work unless you believe in it 100%. How did we fit something so priceless in your Positive Prezzie? Magic.
• Pet Rock & the Pet Rock’s Pet Rock These stones rock! Some are sweet stones and others are rebel pebbles. If you’ve parented before then these are a breeze. No talking back, no grime and, of course, each pet rock has a blue pet rock. These rocks turned blue when paired up. A rock blush.
• Portion-Controlled Donut These are strategically portion controlled. Please note that these donuts double as a safe projectile. You can throw these at your menace for indulging you in a calorie free treat!
• Spinkly Lanyard You may not need a lanyard, but who denies themselves an opportunity to look bling-tastic? We guarantee if you display this publicly people will try and steal it from you, but it’s ok, this spinkle is easy to find!
• Optimistic Sunflower Bottle Opener/Fridge Magnet Mr Sunflower is here to help you remain optimistic about your alcoholism. And to make your fridge pretty.
• Envelope of Love* Do you know how hard it is to fit all of the love into this envelope? We hired thousands of Oompa Loompas.
• *Please, for the love of all that is good, do NOT open these envelopes up and let all the love out. It’s been so much work. And my writing-hand is sore.
  
• DIY Origami Heart* This folded heart opens up in the middle, so you can put a message inside. Do not have drinky-poos nearby, otherwise the heart will get soggy and no one wants that.*See above. I wrote so many Envelopes of Love my hand is sore. Pls self-construct.